She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
We're too hungover to prance.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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