I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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