: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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