i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I touched a dick in church today
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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