So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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