NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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