So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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