the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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