problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
