So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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