Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Randomize
