He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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