One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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