Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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