Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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