Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
