Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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