i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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