Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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