I just saw a hot homeless man
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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