Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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