The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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