Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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