I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
He did a backflip because drugs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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