One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize