So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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