Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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