Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
