Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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