have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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