okay pat passed out under dana's car
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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