Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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