so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
so much tequila, so little girl.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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