I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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