You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Too much gin, very little bucket
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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