D3 body, D1 cock
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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