Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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