it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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