that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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