Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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