HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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