I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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