I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize