She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Sorry about my life...
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