it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
