Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
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