Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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