they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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