I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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