And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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