everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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