the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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