check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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