butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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