shes about as inviting as chlamydia
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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